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Golden Bars on Board R039!
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The Great Banana Bar Caper of R039
A mystery/scandal/puzzle has gripped the halls of R039. Someone, or something, has stole/nabbed/made off with the beloved banana bars that were carefully stored/kept safe/snuggled away in the communal fridge/refrigerator/cooler. Eyewitnesses report/claim/say seeing a suspicious figure/blurry shadow/strange critter lurking near the kitchen/break room/food storage area around the time of the disappearance/theft/foul play. The culprit remains at large/unidentified/a mystery, and R039ers are left to speculate/ponder/wonder about who could have committed this heinous act/pulled off such a daring heist/dusted off their sweet tooth.
- Many suspect the culprit is…
Snack Shack Showdown: School Bus R039 Mystery Solved
Remember that suspenseful incident with school bus R039 last week? The one where all the kids went missing/disappeared/vanished during a routine trip to the supermarket/library/zoo and only returned with a pile of bananas/strange glowing berries/half-eaten sandwiches? Well, mystery solved! It turns out it was all just a elaborate prank. Turns out, the driver had hidden a stash of delicious/weird/outrageous banana snacks in the bus and the kids got carried away/fell asleep/entered a trance, only to wake up back at school with a craving for more. The culprit? It was Ms. Johnson, the lunch lady.
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